stripperina

Anonymous asked:

Do you often get female customers? What are they like and what do you think of them?

stripperina answered:

85% of female customers are terrible.

Shitty female customers fall any of the following categories (or a combination of a few):

  • They are only there because of their man (either they were dragged to the club by him, or agreed to go simply to keep an eye on him, or want him to see her as fun and agreeable but have no desire to be there), so they treat us like we are there to steal their boyfriend/husband, which results in everything from dirty looks to straight up shit-talking us to our faces.
  • They think the rules don’t apply to them (they try to touch us, they don’t have to tip, etc)
  • Are jealous of the attention we get so they do super annoying shit to try and get the attention back on them (ie giving their dude a lapdance at our rack, getting super loud drunk, dancing to our music in the middle of the walkway, etc)
  • Sit at the rack and point out all our “flaws” to their partner or male friends.  Seriously it’s shocking to me that female customers actually do this more than men, at least more blatantly
  • Lesbian couples who come in, sit in the back, watch without tipping so they can fill up their spank banks, and then leave
  • It’s just so crazy and quirky that they, a woman!!!, are at a strip club so they try to take a ton of photos of themselves as proof of how wild they are!!!!  Wow look at this pic of my hand full of (6) dollar bills!!! I’m like Rihanna right now lol hashtag stripclubbin put that shit in Insta!!!!!!!!
  • Are super difficult impress, we basically have to whip out our most challenging/impressive-looking tricks just to coax a single dollar out of them (this one annoys the shit out of me)
  • Think they can negotiate with us for everything because, again, they are a woman.  (“How about 5 dances for $40?”)

This is the truest breakdown. The worst is when they cautiously approach my stage, single dollar in hand, and proceed to stand at a distance, staring at me like an exotic animal they’re observing in a controlled environment as I attempt to be friendly and interactive with them. 

disillusioned-dreamer

Lately, feminists like Annie Lennox, bell hooks and Emma Watson have taken issue with Beyoncé’s sexual openness. While trying to discredit Beyoncé as a feminist, they seem to have forgotten one of the most important parts of Chimamanda’s speech in ***Flawless.

"What does a lady dress like, exactly? And who decided what a lady looks like? What bearing should one’s clothing have on one’s identification as a feminist? This is exactly the kind of misogynist policing we’ve fought tooth and claw against for decades, and to level this line of “reasoning” at Beyoncé is not only antifeminist, it is despicable." (x)
the-unpopular-opinions
the-unpopular-opinions:

The Opposite end of traditional “street harassment”: the girl who never get’s cat called
In feminist spaces I see a lot of feminists complain about being street harassed. I read about it and I totally sympathize with their experiences, even though I have never experienced them myself. I am a female myself but am not conventionally attractive. I am not hideous but more or less a plain jane. On top of that I have ALWAYS valued comfort over style, so dressing feminine isn’t something I do on a regular basis. I wear a lot of loose jeans and T-shirts. But yeah, anyway, know that I  am not trying to play “who has it harder” or anything but rather I am making this to share my experiences of getting the opposite end of the shit-covered stick that is street harassment that I don’t see being mentioned. I call it street dismissal.
When I say street dismissal I am talking about men who feel the need to subtly announce that unattractive women are not worthy of respect or acknowledgement because they are not a conventionally attractive female or their fellow man. 
Some examples I’ve personally experienced include:
Many guys at parties will arrive or leave, give all the men handshakes, give the attractive women hugs, but won’t even make eye contact with me. I am not a guy or a hot girl so I don’t exist.
I’ve been bumped into in public without an apology by men. I am not an attractive girl or your fellow man, so it makes sense for you to not even notice I am there.
One time I was walking behind a group of attractive women. A guy spotted us. Opened the door for the three women and shut the door in my face. I am not worthy of his time because I am not attractive.
I once was charged a cover on ladies night because I went out to the bar in my work uniform. (red shirt khaki pants)
Another time at a bar, I saw an open space to order a drink. The guy sitting next to me saw me, raised his eyebrows and turned the other way to make sure I don’t DARE try to talk to him. (Because I totally went there to hit on him and NOT get a drink right?)
I once went with my gay male friend to a straight guys house he knew. The first thing out of the straight guy’s mouth was “I was totally excited when you had a chick with you. Nevermind!” the whole night he offered my friend drinks and didn’t offer me a thing and seemed frustrated when I asked where the bathroom was. The only other thing he said that night was “do you have any hot single friends that would come over here?”
Another time I went with a female friend of mine to get drinks. We met up with her guy friend. He ordered a round of beers for everyone except me. His excuse was “he didn’t know she was going to bring someone along and he is low on money” that was until his guy friend from high school showed up unexpectedly and he quickly bought him a drink.
These are just examples that have happened to me. So my question is are there any other “unattractive” girls out there that experience things similar to this? 
I just wanted to speak from the other perspective. We always hear the horror stories of sexism from the perspective of the women who are objectified by men in the sense of “oo I want that.” and not too many in the sense of “oo, ew DO NOT WANT” 
This may seem like a big long rant that looks like “WAH PRETTY GIRLS GET THINGS AND I DON’T OH MY LIFE SUCKS” but I don’t mean to come off that way. Because I feel the need to mention that guys don’t do this just to get laid. This is where it’s important to bring up the fact that we are treated with less respect than other men. Men aren’t decent people to other men because they want to fuck them. They are decent to them because they see them as equals that deserve basic respect and acknowledgement. But we are women and to these men either you try to fuck them because they are hot or want them to go away. An unattractive woman has no purpose to him. 
Misogyny affects  all women negatively. 

I can relate to this 100%.
I learned at a very young age that if I wasn’t pretty, men would see me as worthless (because I wasn’t, and they did.) 
I was ignored and excluded, not only by boys my age, but by male coaches and teachers. It was always made clear that I was seen as a burden to the adult men I interacted with.  
Without any type of positive influence in my life to teach me about loving myself, and not basing my worth on the opinions of others (especially men), I became OBSESSED with being beautiful, because I wanted to be seen and I wanted to fell like I mattered. I developed an eating disorder, I self-harmed, and at one point I refused to leave my house for like six months. 
At NO time during any of this did I ever hear anyone say, “Hey, you deserve to be treated with respect, regardless of your appearance. The opinions of these douchebags should mean less than nothing to you, and you certainly don’t need to be killing yourself to earn their approval.” 
Eventually I began to repair myself, little by little. It took a long time before I was able to think a positive thought about myself without dismissing it. And I’m glad I found it within myself to start making progress towards that direction, because as an adult, I now have the opposite problem. 
In my twenties my appearance changed A LOT, through no particular effort of my own. Now that I’m what’s considered conventionally attractive, I frequently find myself wondering why the fuck I ever wanted attention from men in the first place. I guess I thought that being on their dick’s radar would mean that they’d somehow treat me nicely, but no. It’s not better.  
My life would have been so different if someone had just explained that to me when I was younger. 

the-unpopular-opinions:

The Opposite end of traditional “street harassment”: the girl who never get’s cat called

In feminist spaces I see a lot of feminists complain about being street harassed. I read about it and I totally sympathize with their experiences, even though I have never experienced them myself. I am a female myself but am not conventionally attractive. I am not hideous but more or less a plain jane. On top of that I have ALWAYS valued comfort over style, so dressing feminine isn’t something I do on a regular basis. I wear a lot of loose jeans and T-shirts. But yeah, anyway, know that I  am not trying to play “who has it harder” or anything but rather I am making this to share my experiences of getting the opposite end of the shit-covered stick that is street harassment that I don’t see being mentioned. I call it street dismissal.

When I say street dismissal I am talking about men who feel the need to subtly announce that unattractive women are not worthy of respect or acknowledgement because they are not a conventionally attractive female or their fellow man. 

Some examples I’ve personally experienced include:

  • Many guys at parties will arrive or leave, give all the men handshakes, give the attractive women hugs, but won’t even make eye contact with me. I am not a guy or a hot girl so I don’t exist.
  • I’ve been bumped into in public without an apology by men. I am not an attractive girl or your fellow man, so it makes sense for you to not even notice I am there.
  • One time I was walking behind a group of attractive women. A guy spotted us. Opened the door for the three women and shut the door in my face. I am not worthy of his time because I am not attractive.
  • I once was charged a cover on ladies night because I went out to the bar in my work uniform. (red shirt khaki pants)
  • Another time at a bar, I saw an open space to order a drink. The guy sitting next to me saw me, raised his eyebrows and turned the other way to make sure I don’t DARE try to talk to him. (Because I totally went there to hit on him and NOT get a drink right?)
  • I once went with my gay male friend to a straight guys house he knew. The first thing out of the straight guy’s mouth was “I was totally excited when you had a chick with you. Nevermind!” the whole night he offered my friend drinks and didn’t offer me a thing and seemed frustrated when I asked where the bathroom was. The only other thing he said that night was “do you have any hot single friends that would come over here?”
  • Another time I went with a female friend of mine to get drinks. We met up with her guy friend. He ordered a round of beers for everyone except me. His excuse was “he didn’t know she was going to bring someone along and he is low on money” that was until his guy friend from high school showed up unexpectedly and he quickly bought him a drink.

These are just examples that have happened to me. So my question is are there any other “unattractive” girls out there that experience things similar to this? 

I just wanted to speak from the other perspective. We always hear the horror stories of sexism from the perspective of the women who are objectified by men in the sense of “oo I want that.” and not too many in the sense of “oo, ew DO NOT WANT” 

This may seem like a big long rant that looks like “WAH PRETTY GIRLS GET THINGS AND I DON’T OH MY LIFE SUCKS” but I don’t mean to come off that way. Because I feel the need to mention that guys don’t do this just to get laid. This is where it’s important to bring up the fact that we are treated with less respect than other men. Men aren’t decent people to other men because they want to fuck them. They are decent to them because they see them as equals that deserve basic respect and acknowledgement. But we are women and to these men either you try to fuck them because they are hot or want them to go away. An unattractive woman has no purpose to him. 

Misogyny affects  all women negatively. 

I can relate to this 100%.

I learned at a very young age that if I wasn’t pretty, men would see me as worthless (because I wasn’t, and they did.) 

I was ignored and excluded, not only by boys my age, but by male coaches and teachers. It was always made clear that I was seen as a burden to the adult men I interacted with.  

Without any type of positive influence in my life to teach me about loving myself, and not basing my worth on the opinions of others (especially men), I became OBSESSED with being beautiful, because I wanted to be seen and I wanted to fell like I mattered. I developed an eating disorder, I self-harmed, and at one point I refused to leave my house for like six months. 

At NO time during any of this did I ever hear anyone say, “Hey, you deserve to be treated with respect, regardless of your appearance. The opinions of these douchebags should mean less than nothing to you, and you certainly don’t need to be killing yourself to earn their approval.” 

Eventually I began to repair myself, little by little. It took a long time before I was able to think a positive thought about myself without dismissing it. And I’m glad I found it within myself to start making progress towards that direction, because as an adult, I now have the opposite problem. 

In my twenties my appearance changed A LOT, through no particular effort of my own. Now that I’m what’s considered conventionally attractive, I frequently find myself wondering why the fuck I ever wanted attention from men in the first place. I guess I thought that being on their dick’s radar would mean that they’d somehow treat me nicely, but no. It’s not better.  

My life would have been so different if someone had just explained that to me when I was younger. 

theexitisontheleft asked:

Sounds like it's damaged goods now. Apple will store every one of your (accidental) swipes for decades to come ;p haha!

Like I just want to be sure that if I re-install, he won’t still be able to send me messages, because I’d rather not have to have the conversation where I explain it was an accident, that I’m not really into good ol’ boys from Texas, and am subsequently called an ugly bitch or something similar. 

Anonymous asked:

How does one 'accidentally' become artificially inseminated? Like even if a person were to know butt fuck nothing about the subject wouldn't you get suspicious with someone stickin a tube up your vag? I'm not super informed on how the process goes but from what i've seen its not something that accidentally happens.

I know right? I guess I’d have to watch the show to find out, and I’m not sure I’m that committed to fully understanding the premise.

Also I’m terrible at checking my messages so this answer is now super irrelevant, my apologies. 

So I downloaded tindr on a whim, right?
But before I got the whole swiping concept down I accidentally swiped right on a picture of a dude holding a semi in one hand and a newly caught fish in the other (in front of an American flag) because I was trying to go BACK to a profile I’d accidentally skipped over (of a very sexy looking man in a nice suit), but apparently it doesn’t work that way. And then I got a message saying we were a match, so my question is: is it enough to just delete the app or should I go ahead and burn my phone as well??